*blues guitar music playing in the background*
Me: Do you hear that?
She: Huh?
Me: You hear Lucille singing?
She: Huh yeah.
Me: You know what it means,Lucille singing?
She: No, what?
Me: Lucille's the name of the guitar.
She: Oh.
Me: That's B.B. King making Lucille the guitar sing by playing her.
She: Is she human?
Me: SHE'S A GUITAR.
She: Huh?