Monday, October 1, 2012

Potus, OpenMic part II


Potus waved his hand at the director to say, “go on” and said, “Obviously, next time we’ll have a button I can press to yank people off.  New York, who’s next?”
New York showed a dark skinned man in his mid thirties with a grey hoodie over the top of his head.  He spoke, “Yo, man, I think it’s great.  I’m just here to support the President of the United States!  Go USA!”
Potus smiled broadly and made a fist-bump toward the camera.  He said, “What’s up my man?”
New York smiled.  “That’s cool man, that’s cool.  Hey, uh, I wanted to ask about legalising marijuana, man.  We got a lot of uncool things going on around marijuana, man, the Feds have been shutting us down and we can’t get our medicine.  So I was wondering what you thought about that.”
Potus frowned.  “Well, first of all, thank you for speaking for all of American and New York when we say that marijuana, or ‘dope’ as it’s called, shouldn’t be legalised.  There are many reasons that we fight against legalisation, mainly because it’s a drug.  It’s not medicine.  You don’t smoke medicine.  Everyone knows that.  The Federal government is opposed to the raising of a generation of smoked out pothead hippies wearing hoodies -- no offense.  Those fruits over in California are always trying to lead the nation down the wrong path by allowing anybody with some aches and pains to smoke dope for a living.  We won’t put up with that.  Stay strong young man.”
New York smiled and put up a peace symbol.


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